You Smell Like A Pig!!

Posted by Shemah Sham | 5/01/2010 07:33:00 PM in ,|

A guy friend of mine used to tell me that he didn't know how to break up with this current girlfriend without being cruel. He said he did all the things he thought of to make his girlfriend upset so that SHE can dump HIM, but nothing worked. Yes, sorta like that movie, "How To Lose a Guy in 10 Days".

Normally, women like guys who smell nice. I don't know a woman out there who loves her man smelling funky.. So which is why, if there are guys who don't know how to be "cruel to be kind", you can opt for using Bacon Soap every day, before hitting the gym. (Although I don't recommend you using this when you're out looking for jobs!)


For $5.99, this soap might just be what you need. Who knows, that might just be enough to send her over the edge! Although, I think it'd work better if your girl/guy was vegetarian. LOL! For bacon lovers, it might just make you smell even more delicious and want you to keep on hanging around..

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