Looking for a really cool fat burner gizmo?? Well, instead of going through boring bouts of exercise, I suggest you get yourself equipped with this really cool toy!

Instead of annoying your colleagues with NERF guns that you borrowed from your nephew or nieces, you might want to get a hold on this Marshmallow Blaster! You're right! The awesome guys over at ThinkGeek have come up with this Colossus of Confectionary Combat!

As per description:

Firing one regular sized marshmallow (not included) at a time, the Marshmallow Blaster has the power to hit targets up to 40 feet away. Easy to load and reload. Just pump the handle to build up air pressure, then lock and load a marshmallow. The handle of the pump conveniently doubles as a stock for added stabilization. You can even load up a shotgun blast of mini marshmallows, for a good scatter shot. This is the Sultan of Sugary Shoot-outs, the Colossus of Confectionary Combat, the Bazooka of Bite-Sized Bonbons - you get the idea. Add a Marshmallow Blaster to your arsenal and office domination is almost guaranteed. And, dare we say, victory will indeed be sweet.

For just $27.99, I can finally forget about my mission to seek fat burners for women! Finally! LOL!